- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Women's rights.

Rebecca Black.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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