why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

cory is gay

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

planking.

Anti Joke

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