- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Kittens.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

Bin Laden is dead.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

i hate you.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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