- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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