Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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cot!

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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An asian walks out of math class

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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