why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Potato

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Left. That one direction...

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Video Games

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Nickelback.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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