Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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My Girlfriend

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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