ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Steve Jobs.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

guess what? chicken butt.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Penis in a box.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Women"s Rights

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Tennesse

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