chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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a black father

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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lololololololololol

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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