- Anti Joke

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.