- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Your mom

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

DOWN

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Left. That one direction...

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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