Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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knock knock go away ok

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What is brown and sticky?

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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