How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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