what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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