What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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World Peace

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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