- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

A fat boy walked into a party

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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