Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Akshaytiger World

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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weiner? balls

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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T-Dog scare me

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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