What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

What is worse than hell?

YOLO

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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