How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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like for a handjob.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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