- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

save water shower with friends

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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