Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What sucks?

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Hellen Keller

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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