- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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