- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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