snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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i eat poop

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Chuck Norris

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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