Asians

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Rock mattress.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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