why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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BWAT

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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