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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.