Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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