- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What's cold and icy? Ice

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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