What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Japan called... They need help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

The Charlotte bobcats.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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