Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

i love huge wieners.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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