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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Barack Obama

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What is an anti-joke? This is.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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