- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

i'm not gay

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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