why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Your mom

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

A day without sunshine is like night.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Why did the bunny eat his food

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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