- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Knock Knock It's Open!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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