- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

robin, get in the car.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

"Up to 50% off."

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What's up? The sky.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Windows Vista

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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