- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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