Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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