Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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you

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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hey bill!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Rob Bell

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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