http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Akshaytiger World

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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