Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Bin Laden is dead.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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