- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Knock knock. Come in.

This is not a good joke.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Rock mattress.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Knock knock No one was home

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What flys? A fly

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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