Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Anti Joke

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