- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

Steve Jobs.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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