- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Whats funnier than 24? 25

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

brett is a dick

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Chuck Norris

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

How do magnets work?

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