- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Knock Knock Come in

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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