Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Your mum is dead

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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