- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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