Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Women Voting

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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