- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Hey, Max!!

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Women Voting

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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