- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Your mom

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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