Penis

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Looks through the peephole.

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i love antijokes

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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imadewords

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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French people

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Sex. That is all.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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