What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Adam Sandler.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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ps3

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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