What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Amputations.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Jake Bowar

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My mom just died....

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