- Anti Joke

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Obama-Care

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Grapefruit.

weiner? balls

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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