Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

roses are red, violets are violet

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

whats gay ? you

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Chuck Norris died.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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