- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

a black father

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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