- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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