- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

GONNA

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

like my drawing of a white person?

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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