What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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NEVER

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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http://www.ladsta.com

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why did the man die? he got shot

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penisface

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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