- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Giving birth to the antichrist

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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