a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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shut up

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WNBA

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A man. That is all.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Icecream

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Did you know?

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