- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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