i fondle myself every night....

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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404 Error: Joke not found

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Anti Joke

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