- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

dead babies

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

i hate you.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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