- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

My mom just died....

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Jewish People

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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