What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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whats gay ? you

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Avery has crabs.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Real jokes.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Tim's gay.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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cot!

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Women's rights.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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666 im christian

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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