- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

yo mama so fat she's fat

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

I am a real homosexual

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Time flies like a banana.

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