So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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obama is a good president

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Women's rights.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Knock knock. Come in.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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