I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Knock Knock No one answers....

Oh, I must be hearing things.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

I came.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Hey Caleb.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Communism

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Women's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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