Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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:-)book

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Women's Rights

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Nathan Gooderson.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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