what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Penis

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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okay.....

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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666

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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