Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

you just lost the game!

i fondle myself every night....

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

NEVER

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Womens rights.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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