- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

what time is it rape time

Do you know that car over there? No.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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